Adolescence is difficult. Your body begins to go through changes. You’re hungry all the time. Hair starts sprouting where it has not before. Your sleeping habits change, and suddenly you enjoy staying up later. And to make matters worse, the fate of your school’s basketball season falls squarely on your…
You know those guys who always show up at parties uninvited and unannounced? Yeah, you know – the ones with the masks. They seem like quiet, unobtrusive psychokillers. But I’m telling you, if you get a couple light beers into those guys… Hooooo-eeey! What mouths! We werewolves are different. Classier.…
What a fun word. Just say it. Transmogrification. Trans-mog-ri-fi-ca-tion. Traaans – mahhg – ri…owwwwwl! Rooowwwwwllll!
Dear Diary, There is a New Moon out tonight. And as I sparkle in the Twilight, I find myself captivated by this enrapturing woman. She must be my girlfriend. She can go from downtrodden to vapid to uninspiring then back to hum drum in a matter of mere moments. But…
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
Monsters consider limping to be something more than just a dance fad or cultural identifier. For monsters, it’s a way of life. Literally. I was having lunch with King Tut’s mummy on Tuesday, and he was telling me how unbelievably difficult it is to get around after spending thousands of…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
