Adolescence is difficult. Your body begins to go through changes. You’re hungry all the time. Hair starts sprouting where it has not before. Your sleeping habits change, and suddenly you enjoy staying up later. And to make matters worse, the fate of your school’s basketball season falls squarely on your…
You know those guys who always show up at parties uninvited and unannounced? Yeah, you know – the ones with the masks. They seem like quiet, unobtrusive psychokillers. But I’m telling you, if you get a couple light beers into those guys… Hooooo-eeey! What mouths! We werewolves are different. Classier.…
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. In April 2014, one of your worst nightmares from the Universal monster pictures came to life. A Circle-K clerk was having a regular shift, probably enjoying a blue Froster while straightening her nametag. St. Petersburg, Florida can be a boring place on a…
You know how your friends always stand around beneath the stars saying things like, “I think that’s a full moon”? “No. It’s not. It’s almost a full moon.” “The full moon is tomorrow, I think.” “I think I saw today on the internet that tonight was the full moon.” Well,…
What a fun word. Just say it. Transmogrification. Trans-mog-ri-fi-ca-tion. Traaans – mahhg – ri…owwwwwl! Rooowwwwwllll!
AAA-HOOOOOO! Happy National Full Moon Day, from SML.
Dear Diary, There is a New Moon out tonight. And as I sparkle in the Twilight, I find myself captivated by this enrapturing woman. She must be my girlfriend. She can go from downtrodden to vapid to uninspiring then back to hum drum in a matter of mere moments. But…
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
