Some days you can’t win. Your hair may be on point. Your lipstick may be perfect. But for some reason, nothing is going right. You feel out of sorts. Your girls will NOT stop screwing things up. And some virgin lit the black flame candle and stole your favorite book.…
If anyone knows what to do in the face of unstoppable rumours, it’s the incomparable Stevie Nicks. There was her very public relationship (and its subsequent dissolution) in Fleetwood Mac—a relationship that still attracts headlines decades later. And then there was the darker rumour. The one that she fought through…
I heard you once told your mother you hated her for making you eat brussel sprouts. Betcha didn’t know they would become the “it” vegetable of 2016. Betcha feel pretty bad about making something over nothing. Because now your mom’s dead. Well, I’m here now, child. And I’m running this…
Andrews, author of the 1979 horror bestseller Flowers in the Attic died in 1986. Yet, she has written dozens and dozens of books since she started pushing up daisies. How? If we monsters told you our secret, we’d have to kill you. . . . . too.
Mrs. McGovern knows everything there is to know about Glendale. She’s lived here every day of her 72 years. And she’s so well known and well loved as a local figure that the entire town has forgotten her first name. But Mrs. McGovern forgets nothing. Her mind is as sharp…
Oh, my stars! You look positively radiant with rot! My dear, you look 10 years older. I mean, not a day over 98—truly! And is that a new hairstyle? I love it!
Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.
The Witch is being billed as one of the most genuinely scary films of the year. But does it stand up to, what is for horror lovers, such a high endorsement? Only you can say for sure, but for this filmgoer, the answer was clear. The film bills itself as…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
