Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. In April 2014, one of your worst nightmares from the Universal monster pictures came to life. A Circle-K clerk was having a regular shift, probably enjoying a blue Froster while straightening her nametag. St. Petersburg, Florida can be a boring place on a…
Intergalactic Hug a Monster Day has a rich and storied history. The holiday takes place on July 27 every year as a celebration for all the great monsters in our lives. Because monsters are people, too! We encourage you to take your favorite monster (toy) with you to work, school,…
I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp…
Happy Valentine’s Week! Want to give your date your heart (instead of someone else’s)? Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you with these official SML Monster Valentine’s Day cards.
Do you think looking this good is an accident? These shops have all your Wolfing-out needs: Flea collars, doggie shampoo, scratching posts, and nail trimmers. And when I’m good, they sell tasty treats too. Sadly, I’m very rarely good.
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…
I’ve never been to London, but from everything I’ve heard, the traffic there is atrocious! With drivers on the wrong side of the road, and four-lane traffic circles, it either takes an automotive master or a crazy person to brave inner city London traffic. And I imagine traffic was even…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
