When completely upending your life and the lives of your family, friends, and neighbors, it’s important to get the degree of severity just right. Being 80% more impulsive is clearly much too much. But you definitely want to change enough to make a lasting impact. After all, this isn’t a…
In the space of time between Samhain and Yule, we’ve officially passed the midpoint. Ahead we see naught but snow, fog, and a sickening amount of holiday cheer. Take a break from trimming the tree for just a moment. Even though 2016 marked the height of the Krampus, 2017 still…
They’re terrifying. They’re stomach turning, they’re so disgusting. They’re deadly contagious. Some are just plain deadly. But the one thing you always forget about monsters, zombies, woods-bound ax murderers, hell spawn, sewer creatures, and the like: They smell rank. We’re talking week-old-feces, roadkill skunks, B.O.-miasma, stomach-bile-in-the-sun rank. Run, little ones.…
In celebration of this weekend’s 10th annual Asheville Zombiewalk, Stuff Monsters Like thought this would be a good opportunity to recap some of our favorite zombie-themed posts and film reviews thus far. From your reactions to being bitten to our interest in maintaining a status quo following the impending zombie…
Among the dumbest things we’ve seen you humans do are to go down into that dark basement where the noises are coming from, split the group up in order navigate those woods alone, and give a Nazi zombie CPR. That last one is new on our list. Before watching Dead…
The SML minions were sitting around the Tesla coil the other day wondering what life would look like if the Walking Dead took place in the same town as Zombieland and Warm Bodies. We rooted around in the coffins and found $5.64 cents toward making our own low-budget parody film.…
After all, “They” were coming to get her. And just her, according to her brother. Little old quiet and catatonic Barbara. Plain and frail Barbara. That’s a lot of trouble to go through for one girl. “They” could have gone after any other gal in the cemetery. But no, “They”…
Asheville was invaded by zombies this weekend! An unfortunate mix-up occurred at the E.W. Grove Microbrewery and Experimental Virus Lab, and an experimental vaccine was thrown in a batch of beer instead of hops. We can only assume that the brewing process mutated the vaccine and increased its potency and…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
