You ever stop to think about how you’ve been spending your time, pause, and realize that you’re not doing enough of what you really enjoy? I mean, you’re working hard, but you’re really just existing day-to-day. You’re not really living. You know what I mean? It’s like you’ve just been…
I paced around my living room. On the one hand, the suspense was killing me. What would it be like? I bet it would feel amazing to wield that much authority. To hold such prestige. On the other hand, I felt like I should know better than to throw around…
Zombies are the beer of the dark supernatural world. At first taste, they are unspeakably gross. But the more times you consume either, the more you begin to appreciate their bitter character, until at once you are surprised to find yourself yearning for one. The desire for one is all…
Go, go, go, go, go! Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) learned a lot in his previous life as a United Nations representative, but the most important lesson he learned was that when you’re in a danger zone, you have to keep moving. Director Marc Forster (Stranger Than Fiction, The Kite Runner)…
Do you have a problem with trespassers and vagrants always congregating on your lawn? Do you wish you could just make all of these ordinance-disobeying hooligans go away? Well now you can. Apparently, nothing keeps litter, the homeless, and neighborhood kids off your lawn like some good, old-fashioned, run of…
Microbiology made me who I am today.
Monsters like to stay connected to you, even when they are in a different room than you. Penetrating solid objects would be a real task for a mortal. But monsters never did have much use for the laws of physics.
From Mike in Lancaster, PA: Braaaaiinnnnsss!! Grab the machete, board up the doors and windows because it’s time to prepare for the brain eating and bloodthirsty zombies that will scuffle into our communities at any time completely unannounced. The undead will rise again, so it’s essential to pack your first…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
