213. Monsters Like Leaving Inconspicuous Dead Bodies Lying Around in Ways that You Don’t Know if They’re Really Dead So You Try to Wake Them to Make Sure, But Then You Discover They’ve Been Alive All Along and Have Just Been Waiting to Kill You.
Tag: zombies
207. Monsters Like Braaaaaaaains
Delicious, nutritious, and full of Vitamin B. Brains. They’re not just for thinking anymore.
173. Monsters Like Dismemberment Insurance
Home, Life, Boat, RV, and now, Dismemberment! Because losing a limb shouldn’t be a one-time event. Inspired by Jeremy Parrish
157. Monsters Like Providing Biting Commentary About your Bourgeois, Consumer, Hum-drum, Routine, Mindless Automaton Lives
Zombies Apocalypse Hits Asheville Bars
Ashtoberfest, the creators of the annual Asheville, NC Zombie Walk, are coordinating a pub crawl on Sunday, October 14, 2012. It’s sure to be a good time for the living and the dead, as zombies are invited to gather at ZaPow! studio and art gallery before being let loose upon…
156. Monsters Like Serendipitously Finding Carelessly Placed Body Parts
It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. You have a lot of things on your mind. Survival, food, shelter, and that little problem of keeping the remaining human race alive. It’s going to be a big day. Suddenly, you’re surrounded. The zombies have you now, and they are closing in. You should have…
131. Monsters Like Knowing that Being Dead Won’t Keep Us Down
You may beat them down. You may chop off their legs. But that won’t stop the living dead. They have all the time in the world. They’re coming for you.
118. Monsters Like When You Hide the Zombie Bite From Your Friends
“Seriously, guys. I’m okay. It’s, uh… just a scratch. Or a mosquito bite. Yeah, that’s it – a mosquito bite. I’m allergic. It’s not a zombie bite! Wait, stop!”
