Welcome to the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory!
Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. Click on each mascot to make your own at home!
B.A.R.T.
SML Job: Mixing cocktails, Tending to the Haunted Mansion’s nuclear reactor
Hobbies: Building large weaponry from scrap metal.
Favorite Movie: “Terminator”
Life Goals: Leading the robot takeover of Nova Scotia, then … the world!
Strawberry:
SML Job: Public Relations, Taking care of Cuddles, our dungeon monster
Hobbies: Gardening, Haunting your dreams
Favorite Movie: Anything with Michael Cera
Life Goals: “Technically my life ended in 1987. Now everything is unimportant and useless.”
Spooky “the Spook” Spookenheim:
SML Job: Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory Marketing Manager
Hobbies: “Barbecuing your favorite hockey team, measly humans!”
Favorite Movie: “EEARGAHYAH!” (It doesn’t translate well, but it’s very popular on Spooky’s home planet, Gorgulon 7.)
Life Goals: Eating. Then more eating.
Keith:
SML Jobs: Roadie, Giant Tesla Coil Mechanic
Hobbies: Breeding opossums, Long walks on the beach
Favorite Movie: “Roadie,” starring Meatloaf
Life Goals: Thinking outside the box
