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589. Monsters Like Borrowing the Bodies of Small Children

Monsters Like Borrowing the Bodies of Small Children

Their oversized heads. Their short little legs. Their delicate, chubby fingers. Their tiny little clothes with tiny little buttons. Children are just innocents, aren’t they? Blank slates not yet inoculated against the hardships and cruelties of the world. Dear, innocent children.  Fortunately, that also makes them easy targets to infect…

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Sarah G February 25, 2020 February 21, 2020

471. Monsters Like Celebratory Child Sacrifice [Holiday Edition]

Icelandic Yule Cat

The internet loves cats. You can’t shake a dead cat around the internet without running into another picture of a cat. But if you’re a child, you don’t want to encounter Iceland’s Yule Cat around Christmas. Because if you do, it means two things:  You’ve been lazy and did not…

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Jimmy December 20, 2016 March 6, 2017

468. Monsters Like being Immortalized in Children’s Songs

468. Monsters Like being Immortalized in Children’s Songs

Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.

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Sarah G November 24, 2016 May 24, 2020

421. Monsters Like Play Time

monsters like play time

Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.

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Jimmy November 25, 2015 May 23, 2020

419. Monsters Like Kidnapping Babies

The burdens of an entire kingdom sit upon your shoulders when you are the Goblin King. You try to indulge in your true interests, like complicated city planning, but small-time crises and squabble inevitably call your attention. After a while, your days are filled with naught but boredom and tights…

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Sarah G November 11, 2015 March 6, 2017

344. Monsters Like Molding the Minds of Young Children

Most children dread being the new kid in school – and with great reason! The new kid gets picked on, made fun of, and is generally bullied until he is the hollow shell of his former self. But as much as we love seeing that happen, there is one thing…

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Sarah G April 25, 2014 May 24, 2020

334. Monsters Like Early Childhood Development

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Jimmy February 19, 2014 May 24, 2020

320. Monsters Like Forced Animal Labor

Every Who Down in Who-ville Was kind to their hound…   But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Was never around!   Whatever the reason, At night or all day, Poor Max sat home alone. The Grinch was away! Then he would return, with a Grinchy old frown,…

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Sarah G December 24, 2013 March 5, 2017
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