The internet loves cats. You can’t shake a dead cat around the internet without running into another picture of a cat. But if you’re a child, you don’t want to encounter Iceland’s Yule Cat around Christmas. Because if you do, it means two things: You’ve been lazy and did not…
Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.
The burdens of an entire kingdom sit upon your shoulders when you are the Goblin King. You try to indulge in your true interests, like complicated city planning, but small-time crises and squabble inevitably call your attention. After a while, your days are filled with naught but boredom and tights…
Most children dread being the new kid in school – and with great reason! The new kid gets picked on, made fun of, and is generally bullied until he is the hollow shell of his former self. But as much as we love seeing that happen, there is one thing…
Every Who Down in Who-ville Was kind to their hound… But the Grinch, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Was never around! Whatever the reason, At night or all day, Poor Max sat home alone. The Grinch was away! Then he would return, with a Grinchy old frown,…
Because nothing is more diverse than being a chicken-bear-fish-monster.
As our guidance monster used to tell us in monster school, “It’s easy to make a little monster, but it’s hard to be a parent.” Those words mean a lot, and so many growing boys and ghouls take parenting very seriously. Sure, terrorizing neighborhoods, jumping out of closets, kidnapping virgins…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
