Things we’ve tried to get through customs on our way to a relaxing weekend at Monster Island: Cuban cigars Toys made with lead paint Buckets of ants Wormwood Finger sandwiches Machete hands Missile launchers A human-sized jar filled with 100 brains One human brain dived into 100 Mason jars A…
Science has promised us the coming of Virtual Reality (VR) for years. More like decades. It will be a totally immersive experience, filling up our minds and senses and bodies with fantastic and impossible scenarios. In fact, when you step into this technology, you will no longer be able to…
Inevitably, there are always a few angry villagers who own guns.
Mortals don’t have enough time anymore to make every meeting face to face. Technology is a wonderful tool. Humans can converse with people halfway across the world if they possess the right software. But what if you want to converse with someone halfway across the netherworld? Well, we monsters have…
When you’re trying to take over the world, every second counts. But when you’ve got an old PC, and your evil minions like downloading games from the internet, sometimes you’ve got to reboot and start over. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
A low-tech method with high-end results.
We know you think you’ve killed us with your gun. That’s why we play dead. And then you play right into our hand. Go ahead. Throw it down beside our presumably dead body.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
