Whether it’s a natural product of our uranium-fueled evolution or an inspired fashion choice, having a thick coat is key for monsters. They keep you warm when you’re chasing your prey through the woods. They help protect you from poorly flung weaponry, from pen knives to artillery blasts (depending on…
Quick little history lesson. The Irish theater actor, Hamilton Deane, had way more to do with the creation of Dracula than you think. Deane designed Dracula’s tuxedo with a cape and a high-standing collar. Why? It was for a stage trick. During the 1920s London run of Dracula, the actor…
Oh, my stars! You look positively radiant with rot! My dear, you look 10 years older. I mean, not a day over 98—truly! And is that a new hairstyle? I love it!
After all, mom always said that “Clothes make the monster”. Well mom, I’m going to be the best monster I can be, starting with taking pride in my appearance. Anyone can terrify children. That’s easy. But can they look this classy while doing it? I don’t think so.
Strong-sighted people are such a drag. Have you ever chased one through a dimly lit forest at dusk? Exactly. They get away nearly every time. Give us a glasses-wearing nerd any day. They’re ours. All ours. Every time.
Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
Clean wrappings, new hoodie And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black suit, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
