This room feels too shallow. Surely, there is space here that is not visible to me. Ah! Let us tap around this suspicious bookcase. Is that a hollow sound I hear? Why don’t I just…There! This bookcase pulls away from the wall! I must see with my own eyes what…
Think of the worst day you can imagine. Now think of the one thing that could make it feel infinitely longer and exponentially worse. Public transportation. Whether you’re waiting in the searing summer heat for a bus that’s running late or trying to cram yourself into a subway car without…
Right now, millions of people across the northern hemisphere are pulling their skimpy clothes from the bottom of their wardrobes. They have felt the change in the wind, and after months of being cooped up in their squalid homes, they are itching to spend more hours of the day outside,…
Very sexy vampires, very unsexy hillbillies, and more. Check out the news that’s been burning a hole in our inbox. Kickstarter Campaign on Now for Asheville-based Zombie Movie — They came for the beer. They stayed for the brains. When a powerful hurricane hits Asheville, North Carolina, the microbrewery capital…
You know what it’s like to be a working stiff: The alarm rings on Monday morning and you’re off to the grind. You put in your time. You punch the clock. You do good work. But you also need a few days to yourself. They’re important. Because Saturday and Sunday,…
Loosely modeled after 1970s-style vampire flicks, Kiss of the Damned (2012) incorporates many of the iconic elements of films from that era, including the sparse opening credits in electric purple and pensive second-crew shots of treetops and the mundane, suddenly but illogically bathed in meaning. But is a nostalgia for…
Scotland has been cranking out the horror movies lately! First, our friends from Hex Media successfully kickstart their psychological horror flick, The Unkindness of Ravens, and now we get word about a new psychedelic vampire film. Night Kaleidoscope comes to us from horror newcomer, director Grant McPhee. But if it…
Welcome. Or rather, beware! That’s the message we prefer to send at the entranceway to our underground lairs. We find that our message is heightened proportionally to the diminished width and length of said entrance. In keeping with our tendency to prefer things dark and undeniably creepy, the smaller the…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
