Listen. I know when you’re young you humans have these hormones raging through your bodies. I know it’s cool to look promiscuous. I know it’s even more fun to BE a little loose and dangerous and risky.
I mean, hey. No one knows better what it feels like to let your hormones take over than someone who can’t even make it through a full moon without destroying entire fields of livestock.
But really. C’mon kids.
You should know better.
When your evening starts out like this:
it may seem logical that this would happen next:
But we all know that regardless of how the evening progresses, this is how it’s all gonna end.