263. Monsters Like Safe Sex

Listen. I know when you’re young you humans have these hormones raging through your bodies. I know it’s cool to look promiscuous. I know it’s even more fun to BE a little loose and dangerous and risky.

I mean, hey. No one knows better what it feels like to let your hormones take over than someone who can’t even make it through a full moon without destroying entire fields of livestock.

But really. C’mon kids.

You should know better.

When your evening starts out like this:

it may seem logical that this would happen next:

But we all know that regardless of how the evening progresses, this is how it’s all gonna end.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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