480. Monsters Like Fast Food

Some days we prefer to stalk our prey, letting their fear simmer until it rolls into a boil of panic and poor decisions. Like splitting up into smaller groups, where it’s easier to pick the ripest one from the bunch.

Other days, we prefer to satiate our hungers a little more expediently. It’s not that we don’t want to work for our food, it more that our capacity for work is much lower. Instead of preparing a slow meal, we’d rather just run down the road and pick something up.

Luckily in those cases, our food can still only make it as fast as 6.8 miles per hour.

Monsters like fast food

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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