Their oversized heads. Their short little legs. Their delicate, chubby fingers. Their tiny little clothes with tiny little buttons. Children are just innocents, aren’t they? Blank slates not yet inoculated against the hardships and cruelties of the world. Dear, innocent children. Fortunately, that also makes them easy targets to infect…
You had a plan. You were going to go back to where it all started. Then, you were going to end things, once and for all. All the steps were laid out. Simple, simple. You know what will absolutely upend your plans? You know what will not only throw a…
Living once is so conventionally mortal.
From the Oscar-winning mind behind Juno comes the touching story of a demon cheerleader and the best friend who swears revenge for eating her boyfriend! I have to admit: When it came out in 2009, I didn’t think Jennifer’s Body was my thing. I was just far enough removed…
Are you a victim of any of the following?: Automatic writing Body hopping Magic-induced catatonia Necromancy Murderous somnambulism Jamaican spirit possession Demonic body inhabitation Of course you’re not. If anything, you might be the “victim” of uniformed local mushroom harvesting. Don’t make a big deal of your symptoms. Just take…
One minute you have a sweet, cuddly child, but then…BAM. Projectile vomiting, head spinning, television flickering. You know, the whole nine. Thanks to baby Aurora for inspiring this post.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
