138. Monsters Like Ear Plugs

For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs.

Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types.

Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

One Comment:

  1. Sea Monster #2 (the one with the chainsaw)

    Thank you for this post. If anyone knows of any good quality ear plugs, I’d be interested in learning more. I need a set of five.

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