I was working in the med tent, late one night
When my eyes beheld a creepy sight
For my patient from his cot, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He turned on MASH, he watched the TV MASH
The TV MASH, it was a Korean War smash
He turned on MASH, it caught on in a flash
He watched MASH, he watched the TV MASH
From my surgical hospital in the med tent east
To the mess hall where the troops all feast
The nurses all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They turned on MASH, they watched the TV MASH
The TV MASH, it was a Korean War smash
They turned on MASH, it caught on in a flash
They watched MASH, they watched the TV MASH . . .
