335. Monsters Like Beach Parties

Grab your guitar. Grab your weed. Grab your girlfriend. Her bikini is optional, of course.

You’ve just been invited to the coolest beach party of the summer. You can’t miss it. Everyone will be there.

But in Monster Land, we don’t call them “beach parties.” We call them buffet lines.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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