Who wants to wake up to “Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!“ Ughhhh. How annoying, even for a dead ghoul. A monster’s favorite alarm clock is the Addamses. Because it’s nice to see old friends when you first get up.
Swing that ax all you want, you pathetic, panicked human! What damage do you think you can do? Take off our hand? That won’t stop us. That will barely even slow us down. Our hands can take care of themselves. And then… they’ll take care of you, too.
I think you humans underestimate the amount of planning, effort, and preparation that goes into creating a global apocalypse. It’s a project that takes up more of a monster’s time than we care to admit. And while we’re busy tracking down black market uranium on Craigslist, sometimes we let our…
Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful? Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes. Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
