Heartache. Pain. Jealousy. Denial. Addiction. Disappointment. Fear. Despair. You mortals are overwhelmed by these petty and useless emotions. You’re consumed by them. Do you know where all those feelings come from? Your head. Somehow the millions and millions of neural cells in your little grey brains connect in such a…
Do you know how many stoners get killed off in horror movies? They die all the time. Light up a joint and your clock is ticking. We think monsters can smell cannabinoids on them, just like sharks to blood. With all the new legal weed smokers in the country, this…
On most days, the function of a truck’s emergency brake is to prevent an emergency from happening. But then there are those days when you’re out replacing window panes in an unfamiliar part of town, and the brake of the truck that you’ve parked in a tight alleyway just happens…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
