There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry.
By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is Men’s Wearhouse. Most of you mortals haven’t owned a nice black suit in your size since the junior high formal. Your lack of foresight is our financial gain.
Because somebody is always dying unexpectedly.