Covering your entire body with acupuncture needles. Pulling your butthole out through your eye sockets. An endless lecture series on Excel spreadsheet formulas. Staycations in Toledo. We can get pretty creative with our tortures. But nothing beats the relentless, anxiety-ridden tortures you heap upon yourselves when you think you deserve…
The wilds of Borneo. The temperate rainforests of the American Northwest. The peaks of the Himalayan Mountains. The fourth circle of Hell. The satellites of Jupiter. Monsters like hard living. It keeps us tough. It keeps us agile. And usually, you pesky kids and your dogs don’t bother us at…
What sounds and smells remind you of home? I’ve heard people say that the smell of clean linen and apple butter remind them of home. I’ve heard others say pecan pie, or lasagna, or their father’s aftershave. Perhaps the sound of children playing, or voices at the dinner table is…
When you’ve been to Hell and back (usually on vacation in late July), the idea of death doesn’t seem so scary or pressing. In fact, knowing what’s on the other side can make you look forward to the prospect of dying. I know I, for one, am really looking forward…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
