318. Monsters Like High Heels

I can’t wait. This sounds like so much fun. A party in a corn field in the middle of the night. I mean, what could be more fun? I’m sure everything will be okay.

What am I wearing? High heels, of course. They’re uncomfortable, and I can’t run in them. I would literally be a sitting duck. But what would I need to run from at 2:00 a.m. in the middle of a corn field next to an old, abandoned farm house on a drunken Saturday night?


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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