429. Monsters Like Blind Dates

Most people are frightened or put off by the idea of blind dates. Not me.

You think you’ve got body issues? Try breaking out in body hair every time the full moon comes around. Complete coverage. It took three seasons to convince my high school volleyball team that it was because of some weird PMS thing.

The popular boys would compare their chest hair growth to mine. I always won.


Try dating with that in the back of your mind on every new moon dinner or Netflix and chill night.

Me—I prefer blind dates. The blinder, the better.

monsters like blind dates

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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